THINGS I WILL LEAVE AT HOME AND NOT TAKE ON MY CRUISE!!!!

WELL I DON'T KNOW IF THEY HAVE A GUINNESS BOOK FOR WATCHING THE MOST REALITY SHOWS....BUT BABY I GOT THIS ONE HANDS DOWN...HERE ARE JUST A FEW.. ALL THE "REAL HOUSEWIVES".. O.C...BEVERLY HILLS.. NEW YORK CITY.. NEW JERSEY.. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST ATLANTA... AND LETS NOT FORGET "MOB WIVES".. BASEBALL WIVES.. SURVIVOR.. AMAZING RACE.. E.T.C. OK IF YOU GO TO YOUR D.V.R. GO TO SERIES RECORDINGS.. IS 34 EXCESSIVE...LOL.. THATS RIGHT BABY!!!!  SO WHAT WILL I MISS??